The highlight for me was, “We found out one of the fathers is a 24-year-old homeless guy,” Classy. Nothing like unprotected sex with someone who hasn’t showered in months. I bet that was truly a religious experience.
As someone who has been desperately trying to NOT get pregnant since I was, oh, legally able to vote (hi Mom and Dad!,) the thought of purposely getting preggers at 16 totally blows me away. Nothing like making sure to pump your breasts right before prom, right? Shiiit.
