Frowny face.

This stuff makes me very sad.

I didn’t even call it shit. It’s stuff, because it’s truly heartbreaking that these people are spending 20% of their monthly income on fucking gasoline. I’ve been to and driven through many of these big brown splotches on the map. I’ve spoken to some of the these people who are giving up eating meat to be able to drive the 30 miles to their jobs. Or 60 miles to be in the OPERA CHORUS. They’re nice people. Harvard MBAs? Not quite, but gracious and friendly almost to a fault.

I heart my big, anti-bad-weather, haul-lots-of-crap-and-people around car for many reasons.  However, until gas drops below $4 a gallon and my income grows exponentially, she’s staying firmly parked in the parking lot to save me some cash and not make me get ANOTHER parking ticket.

Lets be honest, it wouldn’t hurt me or 99.9% of American’s to put down the fries, get our wide asses up off of the couch, and WALK someplace.

PS… I’m not sure about you, but this was the ad next to the article. Are they fucking serious? It’s more than half of my YEARLY rent.

It’s monday…

I know. It’s depressing. My current employment title is “cat sitter” and I find it to be a major bummer.

I know, I know, I know. There is a lot more California to talk about. I’ve been home for a week, so I’ve lost my momentum. I need to get better at this blogging thing, now that people are actually starting to read it.

You’ll get the cliff notes to the end of the cali trip and my new and exciting job details later today, but for now… because you need entertainment at work… I present you with…

THE IMPOSSIBLE QUIZ!

Warning: There is no music, but there is sound.

Goooooood luck!